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Gather 'round, children, and we shall tell you the tale of the Art Hatch, where anything is normal, normal doesn't exist, and chocolate solves everything! Love all, house all!

Jue: Short and spunky, our little redhead personifies "don't trust appearances". She can quote you anything in tv, movies or metallica lyrics, but do not be deceived! She has a 'horrific' sense of humour that may leave you wondering where her parents went wrong.

Katoo: The black tigress with a killer bite that makes even our boss run in circles. She is the gothic pagan witch of the hatch, so beware, piss her off and your most 'interesting' attribute will be featured in her next comic.

And their collection of housemates:

Candace (moved out)

Heather (moved out): A writer by night and a history student by day, she will dazzle you with her knowledge of medieval torture methods. She has a way with all sorts of tools (especially ducktape), and will kill for coffee. But she does have a softer side: she has recently discovered LURVE!

Jocelyn (moved out): Imported from France, this male specimen doesn't wear a beret or carry a baguette under his arm, and actually showers every day. His bodywash of choice is AXE, and seeing as he is not routinely trampled by hordes of screaming horny women on his way to work, he would like to warn all other males out there that the AXE commercials are false! He feeds solely on (in order of importance): chocolate, coffee, chocolate, instant noodles, and chocolate.

Muhammad (NEW!)

Renée (NEW! AND IMPROVED!)

And then there's Mimi, the cat. We think she may eat one of us soon.

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